weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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