R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Terrible idea I love it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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