im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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