i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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