Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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