About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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