Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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