Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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