I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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