Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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