i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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