Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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