so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
