I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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