Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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