woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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