lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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