Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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