I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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