Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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