He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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