Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Randomize
