I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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