Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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