Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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