The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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