its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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