I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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