Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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