lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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