hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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