let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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