it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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