You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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