grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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