Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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