I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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