coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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