apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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