As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
are you so shy because you have an std?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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