Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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