the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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