i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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