never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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