Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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