then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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