i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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