We won't sleep together?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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