Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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