I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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