I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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