upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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