You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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